The story I'm doing is based on the car fetish show I watched last week. Basically, Chris fucks motorbikes, Justin his mom, Lance plushies, Joey phoneboxes and JC a dolphin. Though the mom and dolphin are things that only come out as the show goes on. ( It's a mock documentary btw )
I've done research, and man, had my eyes opened. Like do you know people actually have sex with dolphins? Though not anal sex because male dolphins have a s shaped 14 inch long prehensile penis, and the force of their ejaculations could give you serious internal injuries.
Also, I don't want to count how many pictures of sploodge stained plushies I've seen. Splooge, I hate that word now.
Anyway. I was reading how you can fuck cars without injury, and it means building this foam rubber tube that you insert into the exhaust pipe of the car, and away you go. So, I have Chris showing Justin his tube, and I just re-read that bit and squicked myself.
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Date: 2008-06-03 11:46 am (UTC)The story I'm doing is based on the car fetish show I watched last week. Basically, Chris fucks motorbikes, Justin his mom, Lance plushies, Joey phoneboxes and JC a dolphin. Though the mom and dolphin are things that only come out as the show goes on. ( It's a mock documentary btw )
I've done research, and man, had my eyes opened. Like do you know people actually have sex with dolphins? Though not anal sex because male dolphins have a s shaped 14 inch long prehensile penis, and the force of their ejaculations could give you serious internal injuries.
Also, I don't want to count how many pictures of sploodge stained plushies I've seen. Splooge, I hate that word now.
Anyway. I was reading how you can fuck cars without injury, and it means building this foam rubber tube that you insert into the exhaust pipe of the car, and away you go. So, I have Chris showing Justin his tube, and I just re-read that bit and squicked myself.
Sigh.