Sleigh Ride - Kinky version
Dec. 18th, 2003 07:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
castalieI did it again. It feels like those nice and innocent Christmas songs are all calling to me, and asking me to turn them into hot and dirty songs. It's not my fault, I swear!
It also appears that when I have too much time on my hands, no xmas song is safe! Since I decided to skip class tomorrow to go to the theater for some RoTK watching - bad Mousey, bad! - I'm unofficially on holiday at the moment as we speak *g* On holiday for two weeks - Woohoo! Let's try to forget about the finals I'll have to study for during said holiday, shall we? Thank you kindly.
So, my new xmas song. This one was harder than "Twelve Days of Christmas", and the new lyrics don't fit as much, but let's hope our dirty minds will make up for it *g*
Oh and yeah, if you're not into TS at all, just skip the 'Major Crime' reference. I couldn't help having Jim and Blair in mind while I was writing the thing, so changed 'our friends' to 'Major Crime' to fit, if not the tune, at least the spirit of TS, but it's not a necessity, of course *g*
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay-fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
There's a BDSM party
at the home of Lady Leather
It'll be the perfect ending a perfect day
We'll be whipping the subs
We love to whip without a single stop
At the dongeon while we watch
the assholes pop. Pop! pop! pop!
There's a horny feeling
nothing in the world can buy,
When they pass around the box of condoms
and the edible lube
It'll nearly be like a picture print
by Currier and Ives
These wonderful things are the things
we remember all through our lives!
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay 'n fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
That's right, that's right, I'm easily amused *g* I know I should stop, I'm supposed to have better things to do that perverting nice songs, but well... I had to do it at least one more time! *bambi eyes*
It also appears that when I have too much time on my hands, no xmas song is safe! Since I decided to skip class tomorrow to go to the theater for some RoTK watching - bad Mousey, bad! - I'm unofficially on holiday at the moment as we speak *g* On holiday for two weeks - Woohoo! Let's try to forget about the finals I'll have to study for during said holiday, shall we? Thank you kindly.
So, my new xmas song. This one was harder than "Twelve Days of Christmas", and the new lyrics don't fit as much, but let's hope our dirty minds will make up for it *g*
Oh and yeah, if you're not into TS at all, just skip the 'Major Crime' reference. I couldn't help having Jim and Blair in mind while I was writing the thing, so changed 'our friends' to 'Major Crime' to fit, if not the tune, at least the spirit of TS, but it's not a necessity, of course *g*
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay-fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
There's a BDSM party
at the home of Lady Leather
It'll be the perfect ending a perfect day
We'll be whipping the subs
We love to whip without a single stop
At the dongeon while we watch
the assholes pop. Pop! pop! pop!
There's a horny feeling
nothing in the world can buy,
When they pass around the box of condoms
and the edible lube
It'll nearly be like a picture print
by Currier and Ives
These wonderful things are the things
we remember all through our lives!
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay 'n fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
That's right, that's right, I'm easily amused *g* I know I should stop, I'm supposed to have better things to do that perverting nice songs, but well... I had to do it at least one more time! *bambi eyes*
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Date: 2003-12-18 10:33 am (UTC)hey, nothing concerning going to see RotK is bad! go for it girl!
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