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castalieDo you sometimes surprise yourself caving in to a strange urge to read rare pairings - or at least not that common - in fandoms you wouldn't think about on a normal day? I call those cravings my 'little slashy experiments' or my 'little slashy spells'.
I'm actually reading some Holmes/Watson fics, and enjoying the hell out of myself! One of them is a discipline fic, which I know is one fucking no-no for some people, so I won't develop, but suffice to say I'm having a good time right now *eg*
Anyway, just wanted to share - because, sometimes the slasher in us takes us to weird places, and the only thing you can do is cave in, and share with others afterwards :-)
*frowns* Hmm, actually, I was wondering - what is the weirdest, or scariest pairing you ever saw/read? I mean, in a human kinda way? Like male/male as opposed to male/poodle or male/broomstick?
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babycakesin knows what I'm going to answer to that one. I think apart from some weird pairings that don't really belong here, the scariest pairing I ever saw was either Derek Raynes/Blair Sandburg or Derek Raynes/Daniel Jackson. I know, I know, those pairings seem pretty harmless when you compare them with, let's say Harry Potter/Broomstick- but I just *hate* Derek Raynes, so pairing him with my beloved Blair or Daniel *is* bloody scary to me! *shudder*
I'm actually reading some Holmes/Watson fics, and enjoying the hell out of myself! One of them is a discipline fic, which I know is one fucking no-no for some people, so I won't develop, but suffice to say I'm having a good time right now *eg*
Anyway, just wanted to share - because, sometimes the slasher in us takes us to weird places, and the only thing you can do is cave in, and share with others afterwards :-)
*frowns* Hmm, actually, I was wondering - what is the weirdest, or scariest pairing you ever saw/read? I mean, in a human kinda way? Like male/male as opposed to male/poodle or male/broomstick?
babycakesin knows what I'm going to answer to that one. I think apart from some weird pairings that don't really belong here, the scariest pairing I ever saw was either Derek Raynes/Blair Sandburg or Derek Raynes/Daniel Jackson. I know, I know, those pairings seem pretty harmless when you compare them with, let's say Harry Potter/Broomstick- but I just *hate* Derek Raynes, so pairing him with my beloved Blair or Daniel *is* bloody scary to me! *shudder*
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Date: 2003-10-03 02:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-04 03:23 am (UTC)I would say the *scariest* pairing ever comes from *you*, girl! Do I need to remind you of a certain Bush/Daniel pairing?? Uh? Do I? lol I don't care if it wasn't a real fic, or if it was done in jest, this is still the scariest pairing that ever existed! *shudder* So alright, you created it, you didn't *find* it on-line, but still...
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Date: 2003-10-07 12:35 am (UTC)::ignores daniel///bush part::
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Date: 2003-10-03 02:57 pm (UTC)Twice you nearly killed me today. First with the mocha and now mentioning sex with a poodle and a broomstick.
Though I'm quite amused by the thought of the second one
*Then* you mention Derek and slash! It's taken me years to forget that man having sex and you bring it all back!
Okay, strangest pairing. How about Lance Bass (NSYNC) and Harry Potter? Krycek and Face, *that* was weird.
Cool question, I'll be thinking about it more tonight.
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Date: 2003-10-04 03:24 am (UTC)Lance/Harry? That's weird, indeed. Although Krycek/Face may be even weirder in a sense! Don't know which one, really lol
Well, thank you lol
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Date: 2003-10-04 04:40 am (UTC)if you want, there are a couple of broomstick pairing in the HP fandom. Which I won't comment any further lol
and nothing can beat the Dumbledore/Hagrid/Mad-Eye Moody non-con I read once - that was probably the weirdest thing ever. Anything involving Mad-Eye Moody is actually. Throw in a Mad-Eye/OFC and then I'll consider the passed-by-date yogurts as mean of suicide. Until then, I'm off reading another bestiality fic *g*
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Date: 2003-10-05 11:01 am (UTC)"I love you Mad-eye"
"I love you too, let me examine your anus with my magical eye."
I think I'll pass on the broomsticks too, though somehow I'm not surprised they feature in HP fic *g*
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Date: 2003-10-05 11:23 am (UTC)"I love you too, let me examine your anus with my magical eye."
*glares* you hate me, don't you? putting images like that in my mind on a Sunday! Me, who's pure and innocent!
I think I'll pass on the broomsticks too
good, cause I'm not sure I would be able to find them lol
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Date: 2003-10-05 11:32 am (UTC)You pure and innocent. My sides are hurting now.
You're about as pure and innocent as I am hon, ie not very ;)
So no broomstick links eh *g*
Though that reminds me of something. Mouse, isn't there a story where Blair gets assaulted with a broomstick? Or something like that.
I'm a sick sick woman
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Date: 2003-10-05 11:45 am (UTC)Join the club *g*
*proud* and yes, some people might call me pure and innocent (would you believe that my co-workers apologize any time they mention sex or use sex words - turning to me and adding "I hope you're not chocked, would you like us to change the subject? I know you're not comfortable hearing about sex" - and I swear this has happened more than once... which, considering my CL, makes me laugh endlessly lol
Call me the Jekyll and Hyde of RL/CL lol
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Date: 2003-10-05 12:15 pm (UTC)Call me the Jekyll and Hyde of RL/CL lol
OMG, that sounds so much how I'm viewed. My sister and her friends won't even swear round me because they think I disapprove. They even thought I wouldn't know what a cock ring was. I just had to laugh, tell them not only did I know, I could tell them the different designs and ways to wear them *g*
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Date: 2003-10-05 12:38 pm (UTC)Did you not get the smallest urge to say something like 'well I just read something about James Potter getting it up the ass before blowing Sirus."?
Seriously, there's only a few people that I'm that open with. My best friend knows but I only told her last month. Blushing beet red and stammering all the time, especially when she wanted to read something *g* Even then she just knows about the slash, not the kink etc that I love.
I'm not at all ashamed at what I like, but there's a time and place, and discussing sodomy with the other mams at school wouldn't be it *g*
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Date: 2003-10-05 12:45 pm (UTC)I admit I had the urge to tell them that I had written a BDSM smut fic and had a thing for non-con, but that would have been too complicated... Let's not even go near the bestiality fics lol
My best friend knows but I only told her last month.
my best friend totally knows, totally supports (well, she has to, it's all her fault anyway, just like parmesan and net addiction), and actually glares when I admit that I still read het, but she forgives me because she loves me. She's the best *g*
discussing sodomy with the other mams at school wouldn't be it
lol I can picture the scene! that would make for an interesting Parent-Teacher meeting lol
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Date: 2003-10-05 01:06 pm (UTC)*points at self* That's me! *preens*
And really, it's not my fault I'm 'corrupting' you or anyone else, I just can't control my power of persuasion! And life is so much better for you *and* me when you decide to cave in. You rock!
And yeah, what she said, I forgive her because I love her. Plus, whatever floats our boats, stirs our coffee *g* As long as she doesn't tell me about those fics *eg*
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Date: 2003-10-05 10:37 pm (UTC)So you recognized yourself, huh? Darn it, I thought I had been subtle!
And life is so much better for you *and* me when you decide to cave in. You rock!
*to everyone else* See? SEE?! this is what I have to go through with - threats! I would have called it abuse with anyone else *sticks tongue out*
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Date: 2003-10-07 03:31 am (UTC)Oh I don't know. Dropping the fact that you read a story about someone being fucked by a panther could be an interesting conversation ;)
You're lucky with your best friend *g* When I told mine what I did she was supportive but still a bit taken back. I showed her my site and she said that she thought I could write but got embarrassed with the content. And it was one of my tamest stories with just kissing *g*
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Date: 2003-10-07 04:04 am (UTC)yep, I had the same problem when I stupidly gave my LJ addy to a friend - she hates slash!
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Date: 2003-10-07 03:03 pm (UTC)You don't have to answer. But is that why you friends lock your posts now?
It can be difficult to decide if people understand slash. You never really know until you tell someone in RL, and at that point it's too late if they hate it.
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Date: 2003-10-07 11:53 pm (UTC)no, she's actually on my friends list, as
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Date: 2003-10-08 09:40 am (UTC)I can understand why you lock those types of post.
Okay, my curiosity is eased now, thanks hon *g*
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Date: 2003-10-08 09:59 am (UTC)any time, babe *g*
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Date: 2003-10-05 01:00 pm (UTC)They always making me laugh, but I think I have a reputation of a pervie inside the family lol Cute perv, but perv all the same *eg*
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Date: 2003-10-07 03:25 am (UTC)That made me rotflmao, because I can just see that scene *g*
I keep getting called a perve too, but the fact is, it's true *g*
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Date: 2003-10-05 12:43 pm (UTC)Hmm, well, I don't really remember a broomstick, but I sure know that he was raped with a pipe once, in Decompression, I think.
The thing is, poor Blair gets raped a lot, so it's sometimes difficult keeping track *eg*
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Date: 2003-10-06 03:11 am (UTC)The thing is, poor Blair gets raped a lot, so it's sometimes difficult keeping track *eg*
Must be what I was thinking about. It's long and thin anyway *g*
And yeah, he does get raped a lot doesn't he?
Thankfully
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Date: 2003-10-03 08:11 pm (UTC)By the way, since the YnM scantilations site is still down, would you care to get them from me? I have the first three volumes downloaded, from before the site went down, and I could email them to you if you want. Just drop me a line at lemonegoodness@yahoo.com if you're interested.
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Date: 2003-10-04 03:25 am (UTC)Actually, I have a friend who may have them as well- and usually, what we do when the files are too heavy for my modem is that she uploads the files at a ML we have in common, and then I'm able to download them without too many trouble. I'll ask her if she can do that. If she can't, I'd gladly accept your offer, thanks a lot! *g*
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Date: 2003-10-04 12:06 am (UTC)All the time.
It makes me fear myself. I mean, am I trying to hook EVERYONE up with each other? ::shakes head sadly::
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Date: 2003-10-04 04:43 am (UTC)Although, my fandom *did* have Jim/Poodle, but it doesn't count since we were talking about male/*male*
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Date: 2003-10-04 05:06 am (UTC)lol - well, it's just because we have so many characters to choose from!
Although, my fandom *did* have Jim/Poodle, but it doesn't count since we were talking about male/*male*
how about Harry/Padfoot? Or Draco/Padfoot? Or Tom Riddle/Padfoot? Or Padfoot/Buckbeak (but that's beast/beast, it's different)
I think I spend too much time on the HP fandom lol
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Date: 2003-10-04 04:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-04 04:44 am (UTC)And bring it on, woman, I'm counting on you! *eg*
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Date: 2003-10-04 05:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-04 05:16 am (UTC)or to this LJ:
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Date: 2003-10-04 04:56 pm (UTC)And Capitaine Haddock/Tintin? OMG! lol That's bloody weird indeed! But please, don't start to mention a threesome with Professeur Tournesol, alright? lol
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Date: 2003-10-05 12:55 pm (UTC)And please, please, please stop mentionning Tintin/Haddock, I'm going to throw up... *raises eyebrow* although I can see how this could happen... *bangs on head* EEEWW! *glares at Mouse and Quiridion* I blame both of you for that bump on my forehead.
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Date: 2003-10-05 01:03 pm (UTC)