No rubber, no.... what?

[castalie]

Let's take an hypothetical writer who, say is writing a TS AU series with hooker!Blair in it. Let's say this hypothetical writer is trying to think of a catchy phrase whore!Blair would say to any johns who wouldn't want to use a condom... what could he say?

No rubber, no something I'd like the thing to rhyme, though let's say it's not mandatory if it really clicks, though I'd like to have some alliteration at least. I thought of no rubber, no pleasure but a) it's definitely not the best rhyme at all and b) it doesn't sound so cool, even a bit lame maybe, does it?

So huh, if some of you want to help, be my guests, I'd be grateful *g*

Hey, I watched the I Love The 90s 90210 promo this morning, and it cracked me up! lol Hal Sparks rocks my world right now *g* He's apparently becoming one of those actors I love as much as the characters they portray. I mean - I'm an odd fan maybe, but usually I like a character more than I like an actor - I'm talking about actors playing in tv shows here. Sure, I do respect the actors themselves, after all, without them I would have nothing to fangirl on, and I admire their work, but I don't worship them per se. I make some exceptions of course - I adore MS for instance, and I really like GM too, though sometimes it feels like I love Blair more than I love GM *ponders* Yeah, anyway, to make a long story short, I think Hal Sparks is slowly joining the ranks of those actors I adore *pets him*

On a totally different note now, Clark is really worrying me today. He's doing really weird things, and not in a good way either. I'm losing functions after functions, and at one point he even decided to desactivate my desktop. Thanks, Clark, you're such a doll [/big fat lie] I have no idea where the problem comes from, but it's worrying me all right.

Comments

[timian.livejournal.com]

No rubber, no rumble? /lame

[ponderosa121.livejournal.com]

Has to be "rubber"? Not like, the old standby of "no glove, no love"?

[alinewrites.livejournal.com]

No latex no sex? :)

Did you try a little anti-virus scan on CLark? I had the same pb with Chris (my laptop) two days ago. You know how stubborn and fussy they are, right? Panda antivirus was just wonderfully helpful!

Possible alternates

[starwatcher]

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Someone already gave you 'no glove, no love'; as she indicated, it's not original. If you want Blair to make something up, I offer -- 'no cover, no lover'. Or maybe, 'no shield, no yield'. Possibly, 'no hide, no slide'. ??? yeah, well, I'm not a gay guy, and I'm reaching. ::shrug:: Whatever.

[paddyg.livejournal.com]

First, thanks for this post. Much more interesting to think of hooker!Blair and condom rhymes than work!
Here are my rather lame contributions:
Backtrack if you're bareback.
No Blair if you're bare.
If you care, you'll wear.
Feel free to ignore these. Looking forward to seeing your story!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Bad Clark acting up again. I hope he bucks his act up.

You know something? I like GM but I much prefer Blair. I love everything about Blair, his character, the way he looks and speaks, the whole lot. Not so much GM, and it's not because I don't fangirl actors because I do. For example I have nearly everything that Victor's been in, but the only thing I liked GM in was TS. I had no desire to tape ER for example. You're going to have me wondering why now *g*

As for your phrase, I loved the ones you've already got, do you want one that I think is Brit slang? No blob no knob *g* Which no one would probably understand but I had to add it to your list ;)