No rubber, no.... what?

[castalie]

Let's take an hypothetical writer who, say is writing a TS AU series with hooker!Blair in it. Let's say this hypothetical writer is trying to think of a catchy phrase whore!Blair would say to any johns who wouldn't want to use a condom... what could he say?

No rubber, no something I'd like the thing to rhyme, though let's say it's not mandatory if it really clicks, though I'd like to have some alliteration at least. I thought of no rubber, no pleasure but a) it's definitely not the best rhyme at all and b) it doesn't sound so cool, even a bit lame maybe, does it?

So huh, if some of you want to help, be my guests, I'd be grateful *g*

Hey, I watched the I Love The 90s 90210 promo this morning, and it cracked me up! lol Hal Sparks rocks my world right now *g* He's apparently becoming one of those actors I love as much as the characters they portray. I mean - I'm an odd fan maybe, but usually I like a character more than I like an actor - I'm talking about actors playing in tv shows here. Sure, I do respect the actors themselves, after all, without them I would have nothing to fangirl on, and I admire their work, but I don't worship them per se. I make some exceptions of course - I adore MS for instance, and I really like GM too, though sometimes it feels like I love Blair more than I love GM *ponders* Yeah, anyway, to make a long story short, I think Hal Sparks is slowly joining the ranks of those actors I adore *pets him*

On a totally different note now, Clark is really worrying me today. He's doing really weird things, and not in a good way either. I'm losing functions after functions, and at one point he even decided to desactivate my desktop. Thanks, Clark, you're such a doll [/big fat lie] I have no idea where the problem comes from, but it's worrying me all right.

Comments

[ponderosa121.livejournal.com]

Has to be "rubber"? Not like, the old standby of "no glove, no love"?

[castalie.livejournal.com]

Now that you mention it, no it doesn't have to be 'rubber' indeed. Hey, no glove, no love does sound really great! I didn't even know this one *g* It's an old standby, you say? Could definitely work, yes, thanks *g*

[ponderosa121.livejournal.com]

Hee. It's just one of those things that I can't pin down where I heard it first, but I've heard a dozen times over. Probably from some safe-sex campaign that tried a little too hard to be hip. :p

[castalie.livejournal.com]

Probably from some safe-sex campaign that tried a little too hard to be hip

Well actually if it's its origins, it's even better. Considering Blair's line of work in this series, I think it's pretty ironical-- and I can see him use that line with that cynical smile of his. Yeah, definitely *nodnod*