No rubber, no.... what?
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castalieLet's take an hypothetical writer who, say is writing a TS AU series with hooker!Blair in it. Let's say this hypothetical writer is trying to think of a catchy phrase whore!Blair would say to any johns who wouldn't want to use a condom... what could he say?
No rubber, no something I'd like the thing to rhyme, though let's say it's not mandatory if it really clicks, though I'd like to have some alliteration at least. I thought of no rubber, no pleasure but a) it's definitely not the best rhyme at all and b) it doesn't sound so cool, even a bit lame maybe, does it?
So huh, if some of you want to help, be my guests, I'd be grateful *g*
Hey, I watched the I Love The 90s 90210 promo this morning, and it cracked me up! lol Hal Sparks rocks my world right now *g* He's apparently becoming one of those actors I love as much as the characters they portray. I mean - I'm an odd fan maybe, but usually I like a character more than I like an actor - I'm talking about actors playing in tv shows here. Sure, I do respect the actors themselves, after all, without them I would have nothing to fangirl on, and I admire their work, but I don't worship them per se. I make some exceptions of course - I adore MS for instance, and I really like GM too, though sometimes it feels like I love Blair more than I love GM *ponders* Yeah, anyway, to make a long story short, I think Hal Sparks is slowly joining the ranks of those actors I adore *pets him*
On a totally different note now, Clark is really worrying me today. He's doing really weird things, and not in a good way either. I'm losing functions after functions, and at one point he even decided to desactivate my desktop. Thanks, Clark, you're such a doll [/big fat lie] I have no idea where the problem comes from, but it's worrying me all right.
No rubber, no something I'd like the thing to rhyme, though let's say it's not mandatory if it really clicks, though I'd like to have some alliteration at least. I thought of no rubber, no pleasure but a) it's definitely not the best rhyme at all and b) it doesn't sound so cool, even a bit lame maybe, does it?
So huh, if some of you want to help, be my guests, I'd be grateful *g*
Hey, I watched the I Love The 90s 90210 promo this morning, and it cracked me up! lol Hal Sparks rocks my world right now *g* He's apparently becoming one of those actors I love as much as the characters they portray. I mean - I'm an odd fan maybe, but usually I like a character more than I like an actor - I'm talking about actors playing in tv shows here. Sure, I do respect the actors themselves, after all, without them I would have nothing to fangirl on, and I admire their work, but I don't worship them per se. I make some exceptions of course - I adore MS for instance, and I really like GM too, though sometimes it feels like I love Blair more than I love GM *ponders* Yeah, anyway, to make a long story short, I think Hal Sparks is slowly joining the ranks of those actors I adore *pets him*
On a totally different note now, Clark is really worrying me today. He's doing really weird things, and not in a good way either. I'm losing functions after functions, and at one point he even decided to desactivate my desktop. Thanks, Clark, you're such a doll [/big fat lie] I have no idea where the problem comes from, but it's worrying me all right.
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Date: 2004-06-17 02:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-17 02:33 am (UTC)Hey, your husband looks so fetching in this icon. So, he lets you take pictures of him while he's sleeping and post them afterward? He's such a sweetie *eg*
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Date: 2004-06-17 02:35 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-06-17 02:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-17 04:14 am (UTC)Well actually if it's its origins, it's even better. Considering Blair's line of work in this series, I think it's pretty ironical-- and I can see him use that line with that cynical smile of his. Yeah, definitely *nodnod*
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Date: 2004-06-17 06:37 am (UTC)Did you try a little anti-virus scan on CLark? I had the same pb with Chris (my laptop) two days ago. You know how stubborn and fussy they are, right? Panda antivirus was just wonderfully helpful!
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Date: 2004-06-17 12:57 pm (UTC)That's why it worries me a bit, I scanned everything and nothing comes up. I really have no idea where it's coming from *sigh*
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Date: 2004-06-17 01:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-17 01:05 pm (UTC)Possible alternates
Date: 2004-06-17 06:53 am (UTC)Someone already gave you 'no glove, no love'; as she indicated, it's not original. If you want Blair to make something up, I offer -- 'no cover, no lover'. Or maybe, 'no shield, no yield'. Possibly, 'no hide, no slide'. ??? yeah, well, I'm not a gay guy, and I'm reaching. ::shrug:: Whatever.
Re: Possible alternates
Date: 2004-06-17 01:00 pm (UTC)It has a sort of... I don't know, slick and rough ring to it somehow, I really like it. Thanks for the suggestions *g*
Re: Possible alternates
Date: 2004-06-17 09:48 pm (UTC)>>It has a sort of... I don't know, slick and rough ring to it somehow,<<
And I thought it sounded kind of... gross. Well, I guess that's sort of what "hooker" sex is all about, huh? Glad I could help.
Re: Possible alternates
Date: 2004-06-18 01:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-17 12:45 pm (UTC)Here are my rather lame contributions:
Backtrack if you're bareback.
No Blair if you're bare.
If you care, you'll wear.
Feel free to ignore these. Looking forward to seeing your story!
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Date: 2004-06-17 01:03 pm (UTC)Second, nice list here too! I like the 'backtrack if you're bareback' *g*
I'm looking forward to seeing my story too, to tell the truth! lol I've been wanting to start this third part for some time now, but with my finals it wasn't that easy focusing on the series *g* Now though...
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Date: 2004-06-17 04:02 pm (UTC)You know something? I like GM but I much prefer Blair. I love everything about Blair, his character, the way he looks and speaks, the whole lot. Not so much GM, and it's not because I don't fangirl actors because I do. For example I have nearly everything that Victor's been in, but the only thing I liked GM in was TS. I had no desire to tape ER for example. You're going to have me wondering why now *g*
As for your phrase, I loved the ones you've already got, do you want one that I think is Brit slang? No blob no knob *g* Which no one would probably understand but I had to add it to your list ;)
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Date: 2004-06-18 01:05 am (UTC)I like to make people think... Yeah, laugh all you want! lol
I got a really nice list I have to say *g* And thanks for the Brit slang, btw, I love that *eg*
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Date: 2004-06-18 01:18 am (UTC)You did make me think, because it's not that I don't like GM, I just don't want to see him in anything else, because I love Blair.
No worries, I'm always around for smutty Brit slang *eg*