Twelve Days of Christmas : Kinky version

[castalie]

I guess a lot of slashers (or hetters) are going to write their own twisted lyrics, but see, each year, I saw people doing that NC-17 version of 'Twelve Days of Christmas', and I kept promising myself I would write one of my own- so here, I did it *beaming*

I tried to stick to the tune, but you know how it is - hopefully it'll fit *crosses fingers*



On the first day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe :
A most lovely vanilla lube.

On the second day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.

On the third day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Eleven studded collars,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My lover gave to me,
Twelve fucks and kisses,
Eleven studded collars,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.

Comments

[castalie.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised you like it, you naughty girl, you! Why don't you do your own, then? Suddenly, I'm having some pervie ideas for other xmas songs- where will this stop? *eg*

As for LoTR fics, no I'm not into that fandom sorry, although I did read some fics. Sorry, don't know enough to rec you some. Although I feel like after watching RoTK, I'll crave some good LoTR slash!

[absinthfire.livejournal.com]

When I have some time I think I will write one, when my older brother isn't looking over my shoulder. Sweetie that he is I don't think he'd much like it. And then too will I go with a vengeance after LoTR fic. So k that you don't know any worth asking.