Wheee! I mean, 'Oh no, God!'

[castalie]

I'm Perverted and Corrupted!

I just got a reward! rohandove granted me the gold star after I wrote my smut the other day! Look look look! *preens*



Could it get better?

Yes!

No, wait - I meant 'worse', sorry, it's getting worse, cause I'm ashamed of the following, and I'm relieved and glad turps33 called me on it *cough*

Terri wants to nominate me to the theblacklist because I write disgusting stories about two and sometimes even three gorgeous and sexy men having hot and dirty sex together, and I don't even protect those stories by a password, and I'm a danger to everything you hold dear! I'm so proud ashamed! I don't know what came over me whereas I'm usually delighted to write about sexy and geeky men coming all over their tough guys. I must be denounced and punished if needs be oh yeah baby, spank me spank me!.

I think I should join theblacklist too, and denounce all those perverted and dangerous writers who write those disgusting same sex stories! And the first I'll nominate will be turps33! Yes, sis, you opened my eyes. Our friendship should not mean anything. You not only write about men fucking each other blind having sex together and you do it so well, but you write RPS! Among the highly corrupted, you're at the top, and this is just plain wrong, you must be stopped!

I'm off to delete every slash from my HD, and I'll also password my site.

From now on, people will need to know the password before entering my site. This password will be "hard cock". People will have to mail me an age statement before retrieving said password, and I'll ask a copy of their ID, and a confirmation mail from their mother who'll certify it's true. Then, I'll ask them to prove to me they know what slash is - they'll write an essay about it.

But in case someone cheats, I'll add a first warning Page "Do you know what slash is", then another "Are you sure you understood what slash is", and a third "Do you really really want to go any further", which will link you to the "This is your last chance to go back to where you come from" fourth warning, and finally "I warned you, you're about to access a NC-17 m/m site, don't go and cry afterwards cause you found about cocks doing things to each other and enjoying themselves".

That should do *nods*

Comments

[turps33.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO

Yes.Yes you should password protect your wonderful filthy stories! Who would want to read about men taking it up the ass? me Or being spanked? me or behaving in a manner that is disgusting? ME!!!!

Man, sis you're brilliant! A slash essay, hard cock, I haven't stopped laughing since I read this entry.

But I'm at the top of the highly corrupted *preens*

I'm going to nominate you now, my wonderful sis who writes amazing disgusting stories!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

And I've turned you in you filthy amazing writer!

Look here *g*

[castalie.livejournal.com]

Oh man, sis, you're so adorable, brilliant, great mean! How could describe me thus? Thank you thank you thank for the wonderful compliments. But I guess you're right, such disgusting practice should be showed to the world! Just wait til it's your turn *eg*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

But I don't understand this my turn thing. I would never think of writing anything as disgusting as men having the butt sex!

[castalie.livejournal.com]

You perverted and lying woman! You're so corrupted you don't even see the wonders horrors that you write- you don't even *realize* it! You must be taught the errors of your way! You must look deep inside your filthy mind and see what you're doing to all the children all over the world!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Yeah? At least I'm not so corrupted and filthy that I'm nominated twice! You're number one among perverts and it's about time that you saw that!

I'm teaching the children of the world about loveeven if it is of the butt sex kind.

Now I leave this fantastic horrific journal before I'm tainted by the sickness!

[castalie.livejournal.com]

I was nominated twice? I don't understand that, really! I'm no that much evil after all, compared to some RPSers! Well, just wait until I finally join the thing, people will recognize your name and will beg to denounce you as well- you evil, disgusting, perverted slash writer!

*I* am number one? Puh-lease! Who writes RPS? Who's so deep into that horrid fandom that she's even making *icons*- who's spreading the sparkly butt-fucking? Who has a whole page of filthy RPS stories on her site!!

You, that's who!

Don't try to hide your shameful practice, woman! Everyone knows about you, and you'll soon be publicly denounced!

[ladyeclectic79.livejournal.com]

Shame on you, thinking it an honor to get such a horrid smut award! In fact, I myself am so thoroughly disgusted by the fics you write that I am going to march on over there and nominate you for blacklisting status myself! You evil girl!
(it's three times you need to be nominated to be BL'd, right? *g*)
(and there would be crossed out words here if I knew how to do that *sweatdrop*)

[castalie.livejournal.com]

You're right, you're right, how could I even feel the slightest pride at being nominated!

But be aware that I know *you* as well, and know all about your filthy mind and boy do I like it, and you might find your way in the BL as well!

[to cross a word <*s>blah blah blah Just remove the *]

[castalie.livejournal.com]

Well did my <*/s> go, I wonder? lol Anyway, you know that when you open a tag, you have to close it *g*