It's beginning to look like Christmas...
Dec. 11th, 2005 10:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
castalieSecond weekend at the Big Top over and done with and I'm knackered. I also hurt my knee and walking is a pain. Guess it had to become a new tradition or something. And er okay, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dont_callmebabe? I swear I'll try not to cancel on you for the second time in a row and I'm thinking it might be just fine tomorrow after a good night sleep and everything but right this minute? Walking is kinda hell *pout*
I'm so tired I'm not even sure I'll catch up on the flist. That should tell you how tired I am. But I had this entry ready to be posted so it's all cool *g*
Because flist, it's time to talk business. See, I have an lj Christmassy tradition: the past two years in December - or maybe just the last one, which means it would become a tradition now, which seriously is not the point anyway, so I'll just shut up now - I've been posting two NC-17 parodies of Christmas songs - made by yours truly - and thing is it's now time to do it again.Woohoo!
So I'm thinking those who a) have been around my flist for quite a long time and b) actually remember I posted those songs the previous years - which wow if you do? I bow to your incredible memory! - might feel a little tired of them but a) I am not tired of them at all - seriously, they make me giggle even now - and b) I have new people on my flist so it'll be new for some people anyway.
Though wait, there is something new this year, ie thanks to my layout I can use colours so the songs will have a Christmas tone. Dude, if that's not one hell of a change, I don't know what it is *blink* Also for those in the know, you'll see that Sleigh Ride is kinda TS oriented - you just need to not miss the reference :-)
Without further ado:
Twelve Days of Xmas
On the first day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe :
A most lovely vanilla lube.
On the second day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the third day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Eleven studded collars,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My lover gave to me,
Twelve fucks and kisses,
Eleven studded collars,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
Sleigh Ride
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay-fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
There's a BDSM party
at the home of Lady Leather
It'll be the perfect ending a perfect day
We'll be whipping the subs
We love to whip without a single stop
At the dungeon while we watch
the assholes pop. Pop! pop! pop!
There's a horny feeling
nothing in the world can buy,
When they pass around the box of condoms
and the edible lube
It'll nearly be like a picture print
by Currier and Ives
These wonderful things are the things
we remember all through our lives!
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay 'n fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Speaking of TS - well, I did mention it and all -lit_gal did one of the most brilliant icon post ever! She did TS icons which she posted - and when she did, she also told the story of Jim and Blair using aforementioned icons and just - go, read, it's awesome *g* Beware though - technically it's also spoilery :-)
PS: Numb3rs 2x10 has been downloaded and will be watched, well, asap though maybe not tonight cause did I mention I was knackered? And this should also tell you how tired I am because DUDE! Me not watching a new episode of Numb3rs? Sounds surreal.
dont_callmebabe? I swear I'll try not to cancel on you for the second time in a row and I'm thinking it might be just fine tomorrow after a good night sleep and everything but right this minute? Walking is kinda hell *pout*I'm so tired I'm not even sure I'll catch up on the flist. That should tell you how tired I am. But I had this entry ready to be posted so it's all cool *g*
Because flist, it's time to talk business. See, I have an lj Christmassy tradition: the past two years in December - or maybe just the last one, which means it would become a tradition now, which seriously is not the point anyway, so I'll just shut up now - I've been posting two NC-17 parodies of Christmas songs - made by yours truly - and thing is it's now time to do it again.
So I'm thinking those who a) have been around my flist for quite a long time and b) actually remember I posted those songs the previous years - which wow if you do? I bow to your incredible memory! - might feel a little tired of them but a) I am not tired of them at all - seriously, they make me giggle even now - and b) I have new people on my flist so it'll be new for some people anyway.
Though wait, there is something new this year, ie thanks to my layout I can use colours so the songs will have a Christmas tone. Dude, if that's not one hell of a change, I don't know what it is *blink* Also for those in the know, you'll see that Sleigh Ride is kinda TS oriented - you just need to not miss the reference :-)
Without further ado:
On the first day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe :
A most lovely vanilla lube.
On the second day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the third day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Eleven studded collars,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My lover gave to me,
Twelve fucks and kisses,
Eleven studded collars,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay-fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
There's a BDSM party
at the home of Lady Leather
It'll be the perfect ending a perfect day
We'll be whipping the subs
We love to whip without a single stop
At the dungeon while we watch
the assholes pop. Pop! pop! pop!
There's a horny feeling
nothing in the world can buy,
When they pass around the box of condoms
and the edible lube
It'll nearly be like a picture print
by Currier and Ives
These wonderful things are the things
we remember all through our lives!
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay 'n fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Speaking of TS - well, I did mention it and all -
lit_gal did one of the most brilliant icon post ever! She did TS icons which she posted - and when she did, she also told the story of Jim and Blair using aforementioned icons and just - go, read, it's awesome *g* Beware though - technically it's also spoilery :-)PS: Numb3rs 2x10 has been downloaded and will be watched, well, asap though maybe not tonight cause did I mention I was knackered? And this should also tell you how tired I am because DUDE! Me not watching a new episode of Numb3rs? Sounds surreal.
