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castalieAh ah! I did it again --yeah, so I can be a stubborn brat sometimes, so sue me lol-- and this one is kinda better. So here the thing :
See? That's a date I can work with... and electrocution? Well... let's just hope I didn't kill anybody and that it's not a punishment or something *shrug* After all, according to one of the last meme, I was the Most Hated Person Ever... maybe it has something to do with that! lol
See? That's a date I can work with... and electrocution? Well... let's just hope I didn't kill anybody and that it's not a punishment or something *shrug* After all, according to one of the last meme, I was the Most Hated Person Ever... maybe it has something to do with that! lol
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You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 01:47 am (UTC)Wish I had that death, could have pretended I was having some hot sex with Brennan and he got carried away, what a way to go *eg*
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 02:11 am (UTC)Busted! Okay, I admit...In 2020 I start dealing fics because I'm starting to get tight with money and it's the only way I find to save Clark and Mallo --well, the new versions of them, I mean. My wife is in the business too, she doesn't write but she reads some other fandoms, so we've got some good and diversified merchandise to deal...
In 2034, you hear some rumors that Brennan was actually secretly married to Shalimar and that he wasn't ever gay, and you can't stand the idea, it's just too much for the fangirl that you are... you ask me for a fix, and even though I warn you about the danger of reading too many fics without paying attention to the quality of said fics, you don't listen to me. One night, you read all the fics you can, not caring a bit about the content, you find three Het fics dealing with Brennan/Shalimar, Megan/Blair and Jack/Sam, and even worse, you find again the famouse ScrewingPoodle!Jim... your heart and your mind can't stand the pressure... it's fatal. You OD in your room.
CD and JST hear about it, and being the fandom traitors that they are, they tattle on some cyber authorities, my wife and I go to Fanfic Jail where I'll be executed one year later!
Here... now, you know the sad truth about the whole affair.
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 04:33 am (UTC)Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 04:42 am (UTC)*whispers* hey babycakes, I think we should keep away from mouse. Her murderous instincts are showing. I bet is her that kills you. You know that she likes alters and all that dark stuff.
Do you know she killed me with het?!!!!
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 04:57 am (UTC)Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 07:21 am (UTC)Did I say that? I really don't know where you get these strange ideas from. *backs away slowly* just ahem...keep at least ten foot away from me okay.
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 07:36 am (UTC)Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 07:25 am (UTC)*to Mouse* I'm not afraid of you!
*Mouse glares*
*to Mouse* okay, maybe I am a little afraid of you - oh, look, a butterfly! Purple and blue!
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 07:41 am (UTC)Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 07:44 am (UTC)*whispers to Terri* Hey, you're one step ahead with the tapes you sent her, I'm going to have to work hard to stay alive! *runs back into hiding*
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 07:49 am (UTC)Well, maybe could I advise you to be *nicer*? And yes... I think that some chocolate, some slash fics and a belated b-day present could do... for now *g* Although... with your luck with slash fics, it may not be the best idea now that I think of it... but the rest will do perfectly, never fear *tries to look soothing*
I know you're smart, I trust you to find other things... right?
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 07:57 am (UTC)"Although... with your luck with slash fics, it may not be the best idea now that I think of it..."
Are you insulting me? That's a very special power I have you know, finding dead fandoms, it's a lot of hard work! About as useful as finding out that you can't lick your own elbow, but still: hard work!
I'm a misunderstood genius lol
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 08:01 am (UTC)I'm a misunderstood genius lol
That's it! That's what you are. Congrats, Babycakes *g*
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 11:55 am (UTC)*whispers back.* Yeah, that was before I owed her a full season of Fastlane. No wonder she's on a killing spree in later life. Mouse gets all bitter and twisted now with Van with-drawl. I think I'd better hide with you.
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 01:23 pm (UTC)About that hiding thing, I just wanted to tell you that I knew all the hiding places in the CH, so I didn't want you to waste your time and energy, you know? I guess you'll have to hide outside... but it's not really safe outside... you knew that, right? What? No it's not a *threat*! I'm just, you know, warning you about the Outside world, that's all. People are crazy out there... they all think Jack and Sam make the perfect ship, they sometimes don't even *know* about Jack and Danny... they think Mutant X is the title of a pervert movie, they just don't understand words like "LJ" "TS" "gakked" "HP" ... no, I swear, there're dangerous people out there!
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 01:32 pm (UTC)*Oh man what should I do? What should I do? Take a chance in the outside world, or stay in CH to watch Mouse go insane*
Jack/Sam Mutant X a pervert movie Can't talk in cyber language. I think I'll take my chances here. I'll find somewhere to hide.
Btw, awesome icon. Do you like mine *eg*
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 01:58 pm (UTC)I sincerely think it's a wise decision. The OW just seems like such a scary place! *shudders*
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 02:01 pm (UTC)Thanks... and... Oh.My.God...OHMYGOD!! ROTFMAO! This icon is--- this icon is just-- OMG! LOL Brilliant! It should become a flag we would use when facing that kind of terrifying fics! You are a genius... a devious one! I'm so proud of you *eg*
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 03:16 pm (UTC)LOL yeah, when ever I read bad fic now I'll use it as my icon, sorta like a warning.
I like being devious *g* You should thank babycakes too, she took up the poodle idea and started joking about it. Did you see the Brennan and a female poodle? Now that's devious lol
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 11:31 pm (UTC)Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 11:30 pm (UTC)Okay, since we're suppose to run together, here it is: we might as well stay watch her go insane. I mean, we won't die for another 30 years anyway - who knows if our hiding place would have internet access. would you rather stay alive without internet/fics or die after slavery having read fics? That comments is nul in case said fics are het, obviously.
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 11:26 pm (UTC)Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-26 03:00 am (UTC)Excellent! I like a woman that gets her priorities right.
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-26 03:59 am (UTC)Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 07:58 am (UTC)Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 08:04 am (UTC)I don't know yet...I don't even know for sure what cult I'll have. I mean, I'm only supposed to create it in 2034, you know.
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 07:59 am (UTC)Well... *not* to say that I have anything to do with uh... anything, but it's true that I like efficiency. I mean, the less effort I'll have to do, the better.
Let's take a totally random example, shall we? Let's say... Oh I know, let's say I was the leader of a religious cult or something... well, I wouldn't really do anything, I would just let my worshipers work for me, you know? Like, I don't know, ritual sacrifice or stuff like that.
Not that I *am* or ever will be a Guru of course... I'm just taking that example like I could have taken any other...
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 04:50 am (UTC)Let's just say I'll take the fifth on that one. Thanks for your attention.
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 07:29 am (UTC)*Terri is reading*
*whispers* hey... psss... Terri... Terri!
*Terri goes on reading a slash Mutant X*
*whispers louder* Hey, Terri! I found a fic where Brennan is paired with a female poodle! *that gets Terri's attention* Finally. Hey, she took the fifth. Should we be scared? *listens* yes, that was a lie to get your attention, but would you please focus on the attempted murders to be? She denies it but I'm kinda scared! I don't want to die in a ritual sacrifice! Especially when I don't know what kind of ritual it's going to be.
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 11:52 am (UTC)*Damn Babycakes, Jesse was just about to...what did you say? Mouse took the fifth...man I'm scared now. Mouse knows a lot about rituals, I'm starting to think that I got the better deal killed with het*
*thinks a while*
*looks round to see where Mouse is, sees her reading something on a web page that glows red*
*Babycakes, I think we should sneak out now. I'll shout 'there's Danny being fucked by Jack outside. Once you hear that, run like hell*
btw. Babycakes, you're an evil woman. Brennan and a female poodle. You're scarring me here *g*
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 11:25 pm (UTC)*bows* thank you! Well, if I'm going to die in a ritual sacrifice anyway, might as well deserve it lol
Thanks for the diversion, worked like a charm *g*
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 04:46 am (UTC)ARGHHHH het het het. What a way to kill me, an OD of het. You and your wife will pay for this, you hear me. I'll haunt you then lol as you're caught and sent to the big chair.
Those words are enough to make me cower in terror, no wonder I OD's. Blair/Megan...say it can't be so!
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 04:54 am (UTC)Are you implying I was talking about fictive fact that I made up in my weirdo of a mind? Are you? But just in case you're right... thanks lol
Those words are enough to make me cower in terror, no wonder I OD's. Blair/Megan...say it can't be so!
I know, I know, it *was* cruel... but you asked, girl. Sometimes, life is just awful... there's nothing we can do about that. Let's just hope we'll be able to defeat fate after all!
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 05:36 am (UTC)I think maybe I am, but I love your weirdo mind!
I hope we do defeat fate, because man, death by het *shakes head* it's too much to contemplate!
God, my comments are *not* going where they're supposed to. *Glares at LJ*
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 05:40 am (UTC)PS: Nice new icon by the way *g*
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 07:27 am (UTC)I love our CH. Nothing bad in there, just slash and smut and fun. I could live there forever!
PS: Nice new icon by the way *g*
*g* Thank you. I was going to try and do one without Victor, and I did, see above, but I couldn't resist using that shot too, he's so pretty.
Btw, I was just admiring your new icon. Not this one, the other one, I'm so good when I'm bad, very cool!
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 07:45 am (UTC)It sure looks like we're spending a lot of our time there! lol
Btw, I was just admiring your new icon. Not this one, the other one, I'm so good when I'm bad, very cool!
Thanks. What can I say... Subaru inspird me *eg*
Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 07:40 am (UTC)Re: You Killed Me Didn't You!
Date: 2003-06-25 08:06 am (UTC)b) That was impressive