Let's perv together...
Dec. 15th, 2004 05:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
castalieHey, I came back from work sooner than planned and we don't even have to do the inventory tonight - wheee! So a not so litte entry to reward me for the hard work we did *g*
Did I mention that I found a HL RPS comm some time ago? Cause I did - oh and of course I was offended and outraged and embarrassed and I so didn't join! Except... okay, no I wasn't and yes I did. And Babycakes? What pairing did I read last night? Valentine Pelka/Hugh Grant! No, I'm not making that pairing up, I did read it - and enjoyed it too. But I have something to say in my defense! It was a BDSM fic!
Hmm? Of course it explains everything. Anyway, I read the pairing and laughed at first because... Valentine Pelka/Hugh Grant, you know? Then I got intrigued and when I saw the BDSM neon flashing in front of my eyes, I just caved in and read. Well it was quite good. Only problem is, each time I read 'Hugh', I thought of Hugh Jackman, and everyone knows that if Hugh Jackman has to be slashed with someone... it's with David Wenham. When he's not busy with Viggo or Sean... or both.
Or maybe everyone doesn't know... because yes, RPS is WRONG! Except when it's not - I'm not saying that sometimes it's just plain hot... or am I? Wow, RPS so messes up with my head!
Oh and I just realised that the BDSM RPS I mentioned above is actually part of The Establishment universe. Makes sense *nodnod*
Yeah anyway, let's change the subject... but let's stay little pervs. So. I was listening to my Christmas tape this morning while getting ready to go to class [class first, work afterward] and it reminded me that last year I'd written two sorta X-rated versions of Twelve Days of Christmas and Sleigh Ride and I decided to make it a Christmas tradition on my LJ, so I'm posting them again.
Twelve Days of Xmas
On the first day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe :
A most lovely vanilla lube.
On the second day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the third day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Eleven studded collars,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My lover gave to me,
Twelve fucks and kisses,
Eleven studded collars,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
Sleigh Ride
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay-fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
There's a BDSM party
at the home of Lady Leather
It'll be the perfect ending a perfect day
We'll be whipping the subs
We love to whip without a single stop
At the dongeon while we watch
the assholes pop. Pop! pop! pop!
There's a horny feeling
nothing in the world can buy,
When they pass around the box of condoms
and the edible lube
It'll nearly be like a picture print
by Currier and Ives
These wonderful things are the things
we remember all through our lives!
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay 'n fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Yes I'm a geek of the pervie persuasion - you're telling me you never noticed before? *blink*
And on a final note --really, I swear-- damn but it's cold these days! I pulled a Blair Sandburg yesterday and today and added layers after layers of clothes because it's freezing. Why yes, I can be a dork even when I'm dressing. I'm quite the happy camper because I love winter and cold, and I'm even happier because it's smelling of snow, you know? It's the right temperature, it's the right weather and it just 'smells' right... it could snow for Christmas, man, it could! And I'm fed up of watching the weather forecast and seeing snow in lots of places but my own town. I want snow dammit!
ETA: Did you read the latest spoilers about SG S9? Oh boy, I understand why the whole fandom is exploding - I could hear the SQUEEE all over the place, well I see why now lol If that's true btw... is this real news? Validated and everything? [Edit: So okay apparently it's not an hoax nor a rumor or anything, definitely should be interesting *g* Am curious about the whole dynamic of this new season *is already curious*]
Did I mention that I found a HL RPS comm some time ago? Cause I did - oh and of course I was offended and outraged and embarrassed and I so didn't join! Except... okay, no I wasn't and yes I did. And Babycakes? What pairing did I read last night? Valentine Pelka/Hugh Grant! No, I'm not making that pairing up, I did read it - and enjoyed it too. But I have something to say in my defense! It was a BDSM fic!
Hmm? Of course it explains everything. Anyway, I read the pairing and laughed at first because... Valentine Pelka/Hugh Grant, you know? Then I got intrigued and when I saw the BDSM neon flashing in front of my eyes, I just caved in and read. Well it was quite good. Only problem is, each time I read 'Hugh', I thought of Hugh Jackman, and everyone knows that if Hugh Jackman has to be slashed with someone... it's with David Wenham. When he's not busy with Viggo or Sean... or both.
Or maybe everyone doesn't know... because yes, RPS is WRONG! Except when it's not - I'm not saying that sometimes it's just plain hot... or am I? Wow, RPS so messes up with my head!
Oh and I just realised that the BDSM RPS I mentioned above is actually part of The Establishment universe. Makes sense *nodnod*
Yeah anyway, let's change the subject... but let's stay little pervs. So. I was listening to my Christmas tape this morning while getting ready to go to class [class first, work afterward] and it reminded me that last year I'd written two sorta X-rated versions of Twelve Days of Christmas and Sleigh Ride and I decided to make it a Christmas tradition on my LJ, so I'm posting them again.
On the first day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe :
A most lovely vanilla lube.
On the second day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the third day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Eleven studded collars,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My lover gave to me,
Twelve fucks and kisses,
Eleven studded collars,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay-fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
There's a BDSM party
at the home of Lady Leather
It'll be the perfect ending a perfect day
We'll be whipping the subs
We love to whip without a single stop
At the dongeon while we watch
the assholes pop. Pop! pop! pop!
There's a horny feeling
nothing in the world can buy,
When they pass around the box of condoms
and the edible lube
It'll nearly be like a picture print
by Currier and Ives
These wonderful things are the things
we remember all through our lives!
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay 'n fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Yes I'm a geek of the pervie persuasion - you're telling me you never noticed before? *blink*
And on a final note --really, I swear-- damn but it's cold these days! I pulled a Blair Sandburg yesterday and today and added layers after layers of clothes because it's freezing. Why yes, I can be a dork even when I'm dressing. I'm quite the happy camper because I love winter and cold, and I'm even happier because it's smelling of snow, you know? It's the right temperature, it's the right weather and it just 'smells' right... it could snow for Christmas, man, it could! And I'm fed up of watching the weather forecast and seeing snow in lots of places but my own town. I want snow dammit!
ETA: Did you read the latest spoilers about SG S9? Oh boy, I understand why the whole fandom is exploding - I could hear the SQUEEE all over the place, well I see why now lol If that's true btw... is this real news? Validated and everything? [Edit: So okay apparently it's not an hoax nor a rumor or anything, definitely should be interesting *g* Am curious about the whole dynamic of this new season *is already curious*]
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Date: 2004-12-15 10:26 pm (UTC)And thanks for the link *g*