Season Traditions
Dec. 3rd, 2006 09:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
castalieFirst Important Big Top weekend is over. Not the Most Important, but the one that really says we're back in business - last week was just an appetiser. No funny story to tell this year, though - for now, that is. No bear deciding to take a hike for no reason, for instance. Sadly, there was no candy floss either - being of charge of the candy floss was So Much Fun last year. Alas this year there's none at all. There is chocolate and other junk food, mind you. We're also provided "food" in between two showings, so in lieu of lunch the past two days we got offered pains au chocolat and croissants and candies and yeah, chocolate. Hmm, maybe not exactly the healthy kind of food? But definitely the yummy kind :-)
No wait, I got to sell one of our little fluos to a Snowman Man who played trumpet in a band of Snowmen Men. Quite a funny sight it was, too *nods*
As stressful and tiring the whole Big Top thing is, it does mean Christmas to me and so I'm firmly in Christmas mode right now. I also got to savour my Kinders - the ones in my advent calendar. Know what? Come to think of it, maybe that's a lot of chocolate for one person? I'll survive, though, I'm sure *g* Also, I've seen several people on the flist talk about advent calendars and how they're too old for them now and, dude, so happy I never got the memo because not having my advent calendar? Would be sad! Or hey, maybe I did get the memo and just threw it away? Could be a possibility *g*
So anyway, we're in December, there're decorations and talks of Christmas IRL and on my flist and then I remembered that DUDE! I have my very own Christmas tradition here. On my journal, I mean. Do some of you remember my little Christmas songs turned NC-17 songs? It's that time of the year again! And because I decided not to be lazy this year, I even added two mores songs. Aren't I nice? Don't answer that!
Hmm do you need to add ratings to that kind of stuff? Just in case: NC-17 and kinky themes behind the cut. Also, vile corruption of Christmas classics?
Twelve Days of Xmas
On the first day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe :
A most lovely vanilla lube.
On the second day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the third day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Eleven studded collars,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My lover gave to me,
Twelve fucks and kisses,
Eleven studded collars,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
Sleigh Ride
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay-fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
There's a BDSM party
at the home of Lady Leather
It'll be the perfect ending a perfect day
We'll be whipping the subs
We love to whip without a single stop
At the dungeon while we watch
the assholes pop. Pop! pop! pop!
There's a horny feeling
nothing in the world can buy,
When they pass around the box of condoms
and the edible lube
It'll nearly be like a picture print
by Currier and Ives
These wonderful things are the things
we remember all through our lives!
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay 'n fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Have Yourself a Kinky Little Christmas
Have yourself a kinky little Christmas,
Let your ass be bright,
From now on,
our troubles will be out of sight,
Have yourself a kinky little Christmas,
Make the pretty boys all gay,
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away.
Here we are as in kinky days,
Happy kinky days of yore
Horny friends who are dear to us
sex each other up once more.
Through the years will be all together,
If the slash allow
Hang a shiny paddle upon the highest bough
And have yourself a kinky little Christmas now...
Lick the Balls
Lick his balls that taste of cherry,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis is the season to be horny,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Let's put on our gay apparel
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Troll the dirty slash tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the burning ass before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Smack those cheeks and join the chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in sexy pleasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of slashy treasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fuck away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fuck again, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fuck we joyous, all together
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Happy with the whip and leather
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
And one would say this doesn't have anything to do with the rest of the entry, except they would be wrong because each new episode of Dexter feels a bit like Christmas, so let me just say that I can't wait fortonight tomorrow's episode!
No wait, I got to sell one of our little fluos to a Snowman Man who played trumpet in a band of Snowmen Men. Quite a funny sight it was, too *nods*
As stressful and tiring the whole Big Top thing is, it does mean Christmas to me and so I'm firmly in Christmas mode right now. I also got to savour my Kinders - the ones in my advent calendar. Know what? Come to think of it, maybe that's a lot of chocolate for one person? I'll survive, though, I'm sure *g* Also, I've seen several people on the flist talk about advent calendars and how they're too old for them now and, dude, so happy I never got the memo because not having my advent calendar? Would be sad! Or hey, maybe I did get the memo and just threw it away? Could be a possibility *g*
So anyway, we're in December, there're decorations and talks of Christmas IRL and on my flist and then I remembered that DUDE! I have my very own Christmas tradition here. On my journal, I mean. Do some of you remember my little Christmas songs turned NC-17 songs? It's that time of the year again! And because I decided not to be lazy this year, I even added two mores songs. Aren't I nice? Don't answer that!
Hmm do you need to add ratings to that kind of stuff? Just in case: NC-17 and kinky themes behind the cut. Also, vile corruption of Christmas classics?
On the first day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe :
A most lovely vanilla lube.
On the second day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the third day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I gave my sexy babe,
Eleven studded collars,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My lover gave to me,
Twelve fucks and kisses,
Eleven studded collars,
Ten hanky-pankies,
Nine sets of paddles,
Eight pairs of handcuffs,
Seven sounding spankings,
Six enema kits,
Five anal beads,
Four cock rings,
Three butt plugs,
Two silken scarves,
And a most lovely vanilla lube.
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay-fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
There's a BDSM party
at the home of Lady Leather
It'll be the perfect ending a perfect day
We'll be whipping the subs
We love to whip without a single stop
At the dungeon while we watch
the assholes pop. Pop! pop! pop!
There's a horny feeling
nothing in the world can buy,
When they pass around the box of condoms
and the edible lube
It'll nearly be like a picture print
by Currier and Ives
These wonderful things are the things
we remember all through our lives!
Just hear the nipple rings jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you
Outside the snow is falling
Major Crime is calling "Yoo Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's do our own show
I'm craving good old action with a dildo
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it's grand, Just holding your hand,
Cocks are grinding along in a song
of a very gay 'n fairy land.
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy I'll be
We're snuggled up together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let's put some scented lube on us
and escape a whimper or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sweet ride together me in you.
Have yourself a kinky little Christmas,
Let your ass be bright,
From now on,
our troubles will be out of sight,
Have yourself a kinky little Christmas,
Make the pretty boys all gay,
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away.
Here we are as in kinky days,
Happy kinky days of yore
Horny friends who are dear to us
sex each other up once more.
Through the years will be all together,
If the slash allow
Hang a shiny paddle upon the highest bough
And have yourself a kinky little Christmas now...
Lick his balls that taste of cherry,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis is the season to be horny,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Let's put on our gay apparel
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Troll the dirty slash tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the burning ass before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Smack those cheeks and join the chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in sexy pleasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of slashy treasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fuck away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fuck again, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fuck we joyous, all together
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Happy with the whip and leather
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
And one would say this doesn't have anything to do with the rest of the entry, except they would be wrong because each new episode of Dexter feels a bit like Christmas, so let me just say that I can't wait for
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Date: 2006-12-03 10:02 pm (UTC)Je suppose que tu connais : http://masturbateforpeace.com/lyrics.html
J'aime bien parce qu'il y a aussi les .mp3 pour pouvoir chanter en même temps :
Jacking in the snow
For peace this holiday
Dick in hand you go
Shooting out a spray
Stroking by the gate
As Santa's sleigh takes flight
What fun it is to masturbate
For peace on Christmas night
Love that song. Really love that song^^
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Date: 2006-12-04 09:41 pm (UTC)Et nan je connaissais pas ! Merci donc, ça vaut effectivement le coup *nods*
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Date: 2006-12-04 06:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-04 09:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-04 08:26 am (UTC)come on, what's on your Xmas list?
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Date: 2006-12-04 09:43 pm (UTC)Need to make it first. I mean, I've been thinking of ideas in my head for the past
fourtwo months or so but I now need to decide to what will officially make it to the list or not :-)no subject
Date: 2006-12-06 11:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-06 03:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-04 01:39 pm (UTC)*waits for snow*
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Date: 2006-12-04 09:44 pm (UTC)*is hoping for snow too*
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Date: 2006-12-04 08:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-04 09:44 pm (UTC)